Don't just carry your ghosts around like heavy luggage, Hunter. It's bad for your back and worse for my floors. Name them, frame them, and crypt them.

Welcome to the Graveyard Bar - a Spectral Mirror of Reality

Who are the stressors and oppressors you would like to bury?

Spin the wheel

Bad bosses, annoying authorities, officious politicians, dishonest partners - everyone has one or more. The Graveyard Bar offers you the ritual of "Crypting," a psychological transfer of power away from real-life stressors and oppressors, crypting them in the spectral graveyard.

Meet the Six Houses of the Graveyard

You have a chance to win

The Bartender Bible is the only scripture that matters when you are dying of thirst.

Hang this poster proudly; it's the only "Rest in Peace" sign you'll get here.

This sticker is a reminder that in the afterlife, closing time is a myth.

Take this sticker and remember, a responsible drinker leaves a tidy corpse.

Always use these coasters to protect the mahogany after a ghost has been crypted.

Wear this pin close to your heart to mark you as a patron of the Graveyard Bar.

Spin the Wheel of Fortune

Enter the code for the spin

As soon as you're ready to spin the Wheel of Fortune, print your email to receive a notification of your prize. Then put your ill-wisher on the Wheel of Fortune and pronounce the affirmation: "In the world of the living, you are [the Name of stressor/oppressor]. In the Graveyard Bar, you are nothing but [Ghost Archetype].